I think my boobs SAG'd while I watched the SAG awards. Didn't they learn something about this strike? That maybe everything should maybe cool down for a few minutes, seasons and stop the spinning out of control. I sat at the TV with my lacy slip dress and my high teased hair waiting for a great red carpet. Oh boy-far from it. Hours and hours of nothing. Yards and yards of flat, matte fabric. Sequins. Tired bugle beads. Oy. The Love Boat episode with those croaked or fossils Halston, Beene and Bob Mackie was more exciting! (Well, what's not to love about that?..Come to think about it...I think I was on that episode! Ayiiiiayayyi!)
Ok-Angelina Jolie-definitely pregnant. The vintage Hermes dress was lovely but didn't JLO do that thing with the Cavalli dress? This story is as stale as old Wonderbread! We all know that the uber couple is waiting for cash from People or Ok! SUCKERS! People got the first pregnancy for nothing and now they're counting their pennies-will it pay off to be given to them which will then be given to their charity. Hmmmmm...
Debra Messing: kind of can't friggin stand her. Too precious for me. And apparently everyone hates her. Not pleasant to work with. Oh for chrissakes! Didn't she do a hair dye commercial singing Natural Woman? And then star in several bad Fox TV shows? Debra get over yourself!!! BUT i did love the Oscar De La Renta gown. And that crazy hair for the incoming rain was kind of clever. But she had that model puss on her-that mean Tyra look in her eyes. Like when Tyra use to model-she was soooooooo mean and angry walking the runway. she would freeze you!
Brittany Snow, Becki Newton,Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate (such a wholesome name for a wicked slut!)-they were all pretty but all the same look. The fun was listening to both Longoria and Snow mispronounce the names of the designers who lent or gave them $1400-$14,000 dresses! Idiots. Stupid is as stupid does. You have four things to remember. Dress, bag, jewels, shoes. Write it on the back of your diamante'd clutch...dumb cows!
Colored satin and silk dupioni on the others. Such a snooze...I'm falling asleep typing this.
Jane Krackheadowski? What the hell was that? Uglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly! Bad color, bad arts and crafts and bad posture! God-get it together girls! Stick with Kors, sweetie. Sandra oh-no. What is happening here? Is she just an interesting actor on TV and a complete mess of a person. Who commissions someone from Koreatown to make a gown and try to call it COUTURE! It looked like something you put pots and pans on...use your words carefully, ladies! See? See how important these writers ARE???????????????????????????????????????
What else was annoying? Oh the whole damn exercise! Where were the casts of The Real Wives of the OC? I mean, don't you like that cast? Where were the Kardashian's and why didnt they get Doctor Phil to just come on and reconcile Heidi and LC from The Hills???? Throw in Kristin Calamari too! Or Lo with Justin Bobby?????? Where were all of these exciting people? These are the shows that people watch? You don't think that half that audience wasn't glued to the season finale of The Real Wives???? Beoootch-please! Don't the Real Wives all have their SAG cards??? Well, maybe not their union cards...but they're definitely all sagging and looking a lil haggard. Which brings me back to my saggy golden globes....these babies need a lift! Next show, papi chulo!
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