SHIT SWAG

Hola!I I hear the messenger cart wheel it's way down to my office and drop off my xmas swag. Hmmmmmm....let me see.....

Sucks ass. Blows. Ay yi yi.

Wow, what an ungrateful, shallow cuchi hoochi bitch, you say. And I would say, " you got it, that would be me!". Everything is so damn expensive out there that it has priced me beyond my piggy bank...so, at the end of the year, as gratitude for a lil sumthin' sumthin', I am actually expecting to see things I can't afford. Items that may have been chewed on by the visiting office puppy in the sample room...but something MAJOR. As gratitude for the hours of ulcer inducing phone calls to get that one piece out of Vogue's hands for five minutes to shoot in my rag pages. A free old billboard. But instead...notes of donations (i wuz into that years ago, not anymore), cheap and ugly looks or bags or scarves or fragrances-huh?, cookies (i'm already voluptuous, i dont need extra sugar)...actually did get a few gift cards...which i kind of like. THey all know what we WANT...hand it over. Would it kill anyone to send a Fendi, A Histoire or a Loubie? would it?

Speaking of Loubies...there is a new extra platform. Hmmmm....so instead of four inches...you're now at five and still walking an not dying. The cork has returnedas well...thank the lord!

Tired and cranky. No Hills. no nothing. Peace!

Shallow Bitch!

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I am simply B*O*R*E*D silly with the Xmas holiday. Over! Enough! Nothing is FUN! I am not enjoying people who are so fucking snotty, depressed, tired and bored. I am not loving giving or receiving gifts the way I use to...it's just too much1 i am really prepared to sit down and put together a goddamned registry for all to see so i can receive something I really really want. I mean, I am tired of food, hangers, cashmere sssscarves, blankets in poar fleece pillows that are scented, big ass candles and notices that Im not getting anything because it's going to charity. Shallow bitch? Hell YEAH!
I am now fascinated with the "ledge" people. These are the ones who lurk at anything you put out on that landing directly outside your office as a "giveaway". I mean, if you put out used hankies in a stack filled with snot, someone WILL take them. And rewrap them! I like to see what goes...soaps, cards, cd's, paper, flipflops, books, studded thong panties and Santa pasties, popcorn AND the tins!
I also have nothing to watch. Havent had a desire to see one single movie...I am s boring...as is this blog!

Good noggin!

ESTEBAN CORTASAR! AY YI YI!

Very, very excited that Esteban Cortasar is new Ungaro head! Hope they don't croak him like they did we everyone else previously-especially giambattista valli-hmmmmmmm...whatever happened to him? HELLLO? International red carpet superstar!
He's young, cute and dresses b listers...DESIGNER TO ME! I mean, what does it take now? An A-F list celeb, a rag like Vogue or Anna, Elle or The Daily, a seamstress to fit together a few pieces of fabric and voila! A collection/designer is BORN. Wow...i did everything wrong. I could be more internationally famous than I already am!