Lusting for Louboutin's!

Ok-cha cha cha! If I were a shoe...this would be me! Can you get into this? Can't you kind of envision me...Charocuchicuchi sitting on a stool, singing songs of love and that shoe peeps out under my many ruffles?????? You know, hot mama is already bitter because there's some massive pre-order at Saks. God! It's hot!

I'm so mad that Oprah's wearing them now and that homewrecking, plagarist Jessica Sklar-feld presented Oprah with 20-ish pairs!?! Buying yourself an "in"? (I actually don't know why im ranting on her...I don't give a rats ass about her...but she annoys me somehow. Must be the way she got married to that theatre heir and one day after seeing Seinfeld she switches gears and is out of love with the theatre and in the arms of hmmmm the most important man in television...Starfucking poster girl! You kind of have to admire her...ish. Actually, not really.

It's funny how quickly it takes me to turn on people. I use to love love love certain people, press people, actors, celebs and now it's like I hiss and spit venom at the sound of their name. Naming names....HMMMMMMM...Kate Bosworth. What is with this loony? she seems really SAD. it 's like, lighten up=sweets. You act, you do ad campaigns...what's so bad? Can't find LOVE? Well, maybe if you smiled once in a while someone would call your skanky ass back. Liv Tyler?Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I can't fucking stand her ...so whiny. AND crossed eyed. Can't even look! That Tom Hanks music movie set me over the edge with her crossed eyes and stupid dialogue: "these lips don't deserve to be kissed by you"...or whatever the fuck. And then her dumb friend, Gwyneth. Oh god! Can't bare/bear her. Take your faux accent, bony ass back to England to your friend Madonna, fart (she was just hospitalized for gas!) yourself back. I don't want to hear your views on anything. Also-that apple kid-oy. an alien. Her eyes are so bizarre. God, i gotta stop.

No, wait...who else? Is there anyone more entertaining than these ho-bags of a brood-The Kardashian/Jenners? What a story. Makes me squint and tenses up my forehead trying to get all of them straight. Bruce was married to Linda Thompson, Brody Jenner's mom who was dating Elvis before he croaked. And then Bruce took up with Kris who was married to that OJ lawyer, who also croaked. (Lot's of dying in that family...maybe someone should send out a memo...) And then the girls and one boy are from both dads. Which all leads me to The Hills-which was View From The Fourth Row's epic. How much you wanna bet Bee Schaffer said to mummy Anna Wintour, poshly-get those girls off Teen Vogue, that's my baby and they're more known and important and prettier than me. MUMMY!!!! LC and whiny Whitney Port were upstaging Bee. Whatever Bee wants, mama gets. Bee's so ordinary. If you dropped her into a Maid to Order scenario in the mall of america and stripped her finer things, she would be like any other teen in the USA. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That's enough. i didn't think that fuchsia patent shoe would take me this far...but it has and it did. God-I love me some Loubies!!!!