Foxymorons on 6th

I am so jazzed for fashion week to start I can feel the castinettes begin to tap on their own. I'm trying to decide on my look-fuchsia (again, always ruffled front bias cut Galliano gown), slutty heels (of course) and that flamenco guitar-i love it but a bitch when I need to pee in those ghetto stalls. And I always have to pee at Bryant Park. That goddamned Starbucks is no help at 42nd so it's either Starbucks at 41st and Bway OR pale and farty soups on 42nd. The Gap is good too but sometimes a 4pm you just cant walk that far. I need a stroller! Kind of like that red neck sports bar on 41st. I have all the cars park there during shows because I'm so tired fighting the nicoles, the ninas and the amys for my goddmaned four door.
I ordered a car too, bitches! Ah....The excitement! Love to hate. Smells fresh.

I just can't wait to study the new talent of Fall/Winter 2008/2009. Who is going to even try to take my seat? Who is going to sit with sunglasses on during a show-besides Anna. Who is going to be dressed head to toe in one designer (TT Always) and which new stylist on the scene is going to have his or her client with them or they or it and will give you that look when they almost want YOU to get up off your one inch square wooden chair and give up YOUR seat for...Teri Hatcher??????? GOD-some celebs may make it this time because they've been out of work and have made enough dental appointments and worn their baggy sweats...wait....why do they always say that? Doesn't anyone dress like a hot and horny whore, anymore? BAGGY, sweaty sweatpants. ummmmmmm, that's HOT. no wonder everyone is cheating in Holywood...they all look like fleecy potato sacks.I need to see at least both Trollsen's, someone connected to Nicole Richie and at least a Beyonce, Rihanna. What will I get? Kathy Griffin. Funny but I don't want her to be my token celeb thrill.

I can't wait to see how the Bazaar (Nicole, and the other one) crew think they're the most important and GB's looks, waiting for some Editor to yell at someone else on a cellphone like Atoosa Paloosa did a few embarrassing years ago when she was at Cosmo Girl! The new page six six six vixens try to scam and sulk their row position...i'd like to time how long Elizabeth Saltzman stands for before no one notices her and she finally sits because everyone is going more nuts over a newer, fresher Audrina. (Does La Liz EVER just sit and wait? NO). What else...oh, let's just see.