DARLINGS!

I have awaken from the dot.com/bomb.com sleep and have been inspired by someone who wrote me and asked me where the hell I've been. I can't mourn the death of YSL and Cyd Charisse forever!

Darlings: what do we think about The Hills moving to London with Daisy Lowe? Who? Exactly. But ain't she Gavin Rossdale's love child? That counts? And how about all of these relative unknowns for the Hills NY-sounds odd.What Hills, NY? SHort Hills? THat's New Jersey darlings and I am not going there!
Olivia Palermo fascinates me. A pretty girl.But a FAUX-Socialite. FAUX-sho-lite Yeah? Her dad is a loser or a thief or a liar and has no real blue blood money-her name ends in a vowel! Socialites names do not end in VOWEL people, COME ON! Its exciting because we haven't had a lying socialite since the Sykes sisters and thats been ages now! Another bunch of liars as Lucy always insisted she was Plum's Twin (Lucy looks about 49 and Plum about 35...hmmmmm.)
What else-oh yes. Then the girls have crazy made-up jobs on the new spin off. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm. One works at Bergdorfs? Now...why would they get involved with that? Seems odd or not. I like the chick who's name is Kamala her last name is Bernstein! GET INTO THAT, DARLINGS!
Why is everthing so friggin expensive? Everything i want? Thanks to God i do not have to motor in my cuchi cuchi heels to Manhattan because I would be able to afford GAS. I can't afford Chanel or GAS. That's pathetic. Well, where there's an undying will there's a way. I am absolutely clamoring for Gucci Fall, Chanel at any time and this GREY MINK Kors cardigan. isn't that divine and outrageous! OUTRAGEOUS!
good evening sweet darlings. I am setting up tivo now for Stylista on the CW. I wonder if Meena Garcia will hate the rug being pulled out from under her Louboutin feet...after all,she is moving to Lifetime and Murray Claire-and does anyone read that????
101idees or ideas?How about 5 good ones and I will leave it at that! Aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiyyyyyyiiiiaaaaaaaaiiiiiii!

Buenos noches mon petite chou's!

-Charocuchicuchi