Ah, my darlings! Whoever is responding to me...gracias! The Cuchi is appreciative.

Discuss:

RAMONA. What the fuck is up with that deranged chick? Where did they find HER? I have never quite seen a tirade like that before. What's the dealio with the husband? He can't stand her either. He's never home. She's really like the new Phyllis. Remember that show from the late 70's-spinoff from the Mary Tyler Moore show? But where Cloris Leachman was amazing, chic and FUNNY this one is sooooooooooooooooooo tacky. Completely vile (dancing shots?) and her whole tirade was completely off the hook and so wickedly FIERCE!
The Countess-does she think the Count is faithful after all this time? when he's not there...you know exactly where he is. She was so mean to her kid-he deserves to go medieval on that stupid house. He outed his sister last week, he's on the fast track.
Alex and the homo-what is up with those two? no one could give two shits when they arrived at Lincoln Center in their STRETCH LIMO-who orders those anymore? And what's this I hear about nude pictures of Alex surfacing? God. You know homo took the shots. They're so vile as well as and i hate to say it, petite Francoise who doesn't know what the fucking language he's suppose to answer his parents with. He's going to need some bodyguard protection at Lycee Francais because you know if Pax and Maddox Jolie-Pitt go back to school there, they will kick this kid's ass.
Which leads me to Bethenney. I have no idea where she got the spelling, why she's even on the show. She's not married. she seems to be the only one though that people in Manhattan seem to know. Her tortured and TIRED gay boyfriend with three kids got fired from his job because they didn't approve his appearing on the show? Are these people mindless? Did they not read the release? (No, they did not).
Which leaves Jill. kind of like her in a joy Behar kind of way.
Don't want it to end...they only ordered like 6 episodes. because there are only a five people watching. Oh well.

I would like to rant about my work conditions for a moment. i will give this a minute. I am so sick and tired of my boss completely going diva on my ass. It bugs the shit out of me. I love working there but she suddenly turned from simple and EASY to a complete, spoiled rotten...BORE. I expected more. And always get...less.

That's all I have. xoxo

Ramona, The Countess and the Lezzbot

Ok-my Cuchi's. Why can't I stop watching Real Housewives. My two blogging friends agree-hello, darlings. Bethanny-what's her dealio? What's with that Michael Jackson, circa "Leave me Alone" video nose? WHY is she on the show? She is dating a guy who not only could give a shit about her, I think his issue is he has dick on the brain! He wants a man! not some tired chef or dietician, whatever she is. I ask...why is she on the show? Bravo!... the visual I don't need my little chihuahua's seeing or hearing about are the few soon to be dried up, non fertile eggs Bethanny's uterus is carrying.

The Countess...who doesn't love her intentions and choreographer Cylone? Breakdancing is not going to solve his little problems, dear. Sorry. He has no presence, no style. The kid almost smashed into the railing on the staircase when he was popping. Does The Count give a shit about his kids? The talentless brother outing the sister at dinner was kinda precious and few. He obviously knows what goes on with those afterschool specials in her room.
Can Ramona shut the fuck up? Can she also dress appropriately because honey child, no amount of micro dermabrasion or botox is hiding that fact that she's an old, bitter, dried up stage mother. I was feeling sorry for Avery the daughter for a moment and then got over it when her stupid, loud mouth friend started rattling off how retarded and uncool her own mother was. She needs a slap across that face. Notice how the disco dance party wasn't filmed? one thing sacred. The other parents must think it's bad enough that Ramona attends the same school but to bring in a camera crew to a dance and film them-veto!

The hotel manager Homo and his really unattractive wife are beginning to make me think about going medieval on them both IF i see them on the streets. Gross. She needs to eat a meal and a spine and he needs to have sex with a man. Can we help this man? And make that a french speaking one. Nice gesture with the Love Boat crusie but why did all the people on the birthday boat look like they didn't even know her or care to be there?

Jill. Isnt she the best? the Joy Behar of the pack. She's so tacky, so repugnant, annoying. The thing is this...as i sit in my hacienda and smell olives on the vine...I think about my life...why oh why in the world would I want any of that? These women are so annoying and sad, what makes me long for anything they have? I'm not jealous, I'm not longing for what they have. Theyre all tremendously tacky.

THE HILLS!
Ok-why is Lauren so pathetic? Why is she in the same class as She Pratt? And why does Whitney have that weird thing going in her speech? "I'm going-k to miss you." Her g's have k's at the end of them. Whaa? Is she a dipshit for leaving Lisa Love without having the offer from cutrone? i know she's financed by poppa but puleeeze!
Can we get a new man for Heidi? Spencer is annoying, ugly and tired. Stale as bread.
Cutrone. Cu-torture!
Spin her off immediately.
Ah...cuchicuchi needs her beauty rest. Please continue to post and sing with me...buenos nochas, buenos nochas...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!